Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

We get it. So did Andrew Lloyd Webber's attorneys.

"When he couldn't stand the torture she was inflicting a moment longer, he removed her hands and placed the tumescent tip of his shaft at her opening; while his hands massaged her breasts, his fingers pulled at the taut nipples. Slowly, he eased into her tightness, reveling in her low moan of pleasure.
'Oh God, James!' she cried out, taking him full within her. Every nerve ending in her body was on fire. Her heart pounded loud in her ears and her blood pulsed in rhythm to his throbbing organ.
The darkness heightened every sensation, every stroke, every kiss, every touch of his hands.
Harder and harder he pumped until Danielle grew taut and her insides expanded. With one final, hard thrust, he took her over the edge of her passion and she exploded in a shattering climax."

Phantom Lover -- Millie Criswell

That is not proper care and handling of fireworks. Do we need a PSA?

"I screamed his name for the first time over and over as an intense explosion of fireworks sprayed my core."

Gloria's Secret -- Nelle L'Amour

But do they match the drapes of hate?

"Heat and moisture exploded from her core, and the magic flared one final time, in a bright curtain of love and need and trust, faith and hope."

Bearly a Chance -- Alana Hart & Sophia Barron

Sounds like a clear cut case of self defense

"My assault on her clit is relentless until she jerks in my arms. Her head is thrown back, mouth open, and she's strangling my cock while she comes."

Slow Burn -- Autumn Jones Lake

One more orgasm and it's the end of days

"As if he knew she wanted more, he slipped in another finger while massaging her swollen clit in harder circles with his thumb, sending sparks throughout her bloodstream and flooding her system with passion-filled fire."

"His exquisite technique of deliberate slow pumps sent waves of tremors through her body and a flash flood to her pussy as she climaxed."

"Fire roared through her system. Visions of them naked scorched her synapses and crackled through her gray matter. Though she tried to fight it, her gaze was pulled to his by some unseen force. Golden fields of wheat swayed in his irises, mesmerizing her senses and hammering away at the last strands of her restraint."

"Hot seed spurted as her sheath contracted around him, coating him in her molten-hot juices."

Curse of the Gargoyle -- Tara Nina

We see what you did there...

"Her legs opened, and he slid into the quivering heat of her, like a released arrow seeking its target."

Savage Rogue -- Michalann Perry

They went together like amonia and bleach

"The rhythm built, a tangible force that compelled and pulled and tormented, so that when she broke again, keening his name, he exploded, as well, pouring his life and his heart and his love into his woman in a cleansing, pulsating frenzy of white-hot ecstasy that left them both shaken to the essential depths of their being.
The blood pounded in Travis's temples, coherent thought impossible as the riptides of pleasure sucked him under, but he knew he'd never experienced anything to equal this, never thought in all of his godforsaken life to feel anything so right and good."

Dr. Holt and the Texan -- Suzannah Davis

Why would she even have that button???

"Jules was right on the edge and desperate to go over. Hell I was too, so I reached down and worked her detonation switch until she exploded around me."

Calling His Bluff -- Lane Hart

One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes

"Her eyes ate me alive, sending the blood pounding in my ears straight south to join the rest of it, filling my cock to near bursting.
I might have survived unscathed if she'd stopped and let me do my thing. But she didn't. Her want-glazed eyes locked onto my waistband where the head of my cock was fighting the good fight for freedom."

Fix You -- Christine Bell

And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well.

"Soon, her muscles tightened and her world exploded in a shower of white-hot sparks as she came hard against his hands, warmth flooding through her body as her inner walls fluttered against his fingers."

The Sheikh's Secret Bride -- Leslie North