Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Is Rainbowphilia a thing? 'Cause this chick's got it.

"A rainbow of colors shot through her -- blue mating with yellow, red having its way with green -- copulating colors, dancing and spinning like so many fairies, and oh, how she envied each and every one of them."

Aphrodite's Kiss -- Julie Kenner

She's got EVSP -- Extra Vaginal Sensory Perception

"She felt a gentle press spreading her wide and had to bury her face into the hollow of his shoulder as he fed his cock into her in one smooth motion, not stopping until the head nudged the hot spot at her core.
He was huge -- long and thick, almost bruising, and his pubic bone bumped against her tender clit. She wrapped her arms around his back, feeling the soft throb of his pulse deep inside.
She could tell he was holding back, heard his breath catch, felt a hot flood of his pre-cum."

"His sheer width was enough to send her senses soaring, but the additional tilt of his hips each time their bodies completely melded made her clit yearn for more. She met him, rolling her pelvis, daring to grind back, and Ric groaned softly at that, his mouth close to her ear."

"His cock pounded deeper, bottoming out, a hot, sticky rutting with every stroke."

"'Ahhh Leesa,' he gasped when her muscles began those little butterfly flutters that were a precursor to her climax."

"She felt him holding back again, wanting it to last, but her pussy was spasming, hot little pulses of pleasure that pushed her closer and closer to the edge." 

"Her back arched as she felt her juices releasing in a flood of hot convulsions. Ric muffled his own climax against her mouth, his cock swelling and throbbing inside of her, every fiery blast of his cum forcing a little whimpering cry from her lips."

Big -- Emme Rollins

Wouldn't the waves put out the sparklers?

"She saw lights first, much like sparklers during the Fourth of July. Then she felt the first wave grip her, and then they were multiplied like ripples in a lake from a tossed rock. The sparklers turned to fireworks, and she screamed out his name as she climaxed."

Candidate for Love -- Lita Lawson

Major catastrophic collisions can take place in a fully mature planetary system.

"With his last thrust, we both dissolved into the sudden oneness of the universe, a climax of vaporous breath and billowing being, like planets merging."

Another Woman's Lipstick -- Elise D'Haene

 

Unfortunately it was rusty and the only thing he got out of it was tetanus

"She'd thought she remembered everything about making love to Cutter, but she'd forgotten how intoxicating his touch was, forgotten how he made every inch of her body an erogenous playground."

Cowboy Commando -- Joanna Wayne

Why would she even have that button???

"Jules was right on the edge and desperate to go over. Hell I was too, so I reached down and worked her detonation switch until she exploded around me."

Calling His Bluff -- Lane Hart

His white dwarf found my black hole

"Gravity had me seated fully on him, and I couldn't have moved if I had tried."

Crash -- Drew Jordan

Their bond is strong like magnets, yo

"With superhuman effort, he forced himself away from the magnetic pull of her velvety skin."

Liar Liar -- J.A. Coffey

It was probably because of that oyster

"No woman should be this sexy, it's a crime against men's restraint. I know I'm throwing mine to the wayside as I pull her pink thong to the side and admire the rosy flesh exposed inside her lips. Pearly beads of desire have formed in her entrance, enticing me, exciting me."

Devoted -- Sadie Black

Sugar + vagina = yeast infection. Stop making this a thing.

"Through with waiting to taste his intimate meal, Cameron launched upon Sally's crotch with his mouth. His hands spread the butter and marmalade on her torso up and around her breasts, as he lapped the orange stickiness from her channel, which fast began to blend with the secret liquid Sally was quietly oozing."

A Sticky Situation -- Kay Jaybee

P.S. Link is for a different book by the same author.