Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Not to play into stereotypes but if he's that concerned with styling your hair he may not be all that into the sex part.

"He smiled down at her as he made sure to pat down her sex hair."

Bearllionaire -- Sky Publishing (Scent of Seduction)

Maybe if you treated it a little nicer it would behave better

"Feeling primed up again, he slid his hand down the front of his pants and palmed his cock. This time, the bastard jumped to life in an instant, hot, stiff, and ready to rock.
That's fucking more like it, asshole."

Snowed In with the Bad Boy -- Sylvia Pierce

Is nothing sacred, Morgan? Is nothing sacred???

"He stepped out of his pants and stood there hairy and naked, like a sexy Big Foot, like a hot Harry from Harry and the Henderson's."

Project Shifter -- Morgan Kessler

P.S. The movie title is misspelled by the author, not Uncle Walter. Uncle Walter would never make a mistake about Harry and the Hendersons.

Their bond is strong like magnets, yo

"With superhuman effort, he forced himself away from the magnetic pull of her velvety skin."

Liar Liar -- J.A. Coffey

A gazillion fingers and a couple pints of soured cream

"He pushed her knees apart and stepped between her thighs, sliding his hand under her dress to stroke her cunt. She was smooth, hot, and already drenched with cream.
He slid two fingers between her labia, scissoring his fingers and opening her to him. The musky smell of her desire filled the room as her slick juices coated his fingers.
She gave a loud moan, but pressed her palms against his chest, her gaze searching his. 'Ryder, this does not solve anything.'
'Does it not?' He licked his middle finger on his other hand and then brought it between her legs to rub against her clit.
'Oh...' Her eyes closed and her hips lifted off the counter.
'Do you want me to stop?' He rotated his finger against the kernel of swollen flesh.
She moaned again. Her hands ceased in pushing him away and instead clutched his shirt. 'I hate you for this,' she choked out. 'But I'll hate you more if you stop.'
His blood pounded in triumph and he smiled, pushing two fingers into her humid cunt. Gods, she was so hot and wet. His cock pressed against the fastening of his trousers and her gritted his teeth. For her, this is for her.
He kept one finger on her clit, rubbing steadily while he began to slowly finger fuck her.
She leaned into him, wrapping her legs around his waist as he moved his fingers in and out of her hot cunt. He curled his fingers, rubbing against the sensitive spot inside her.
'Ryder.' She gasped and jerked his shirt, pulling his head down to hers.
He answered her plea and closed his mouth over her parted lips, thrusting his tongue into the sweet moist cavern. Her tongue moved against his almost hesitantly, as if kissing was a novelty for her.
He moved his fingers faster, deeper into her, mimicking the thrusting of his tongue in her mouth. Encouraged by her husky groans, he added pressure to her clit.
Her thighs tightened around him and she pulled her mouth from his to cry out. Cream surrounded his fingers as she climaxed and her nails nearly pierced his shirt as they clawed at his chest.
She closed her eyes, her breasts rising and falling with each rapid breath she took.
He pulled his fingers out of her channel and cupped her pussy, smoothing his thumb over the silky lips of her cunt."

Take Me -- Shelli Stevens

So that's why she'd asked to bone

"'Do it,' she murmurs, between staccato moans. 'Do it,' she repeats, and it comes out like an underwater gurgle.
I pull back, her clit following me like a lost dog."

Insatiable -- J.D. Hawkins

Sounds like he needs some Benadryl® and an oatmeal bath

"My cock is itching to be buried in some sweet, unsuspecting woman."

Fated Desire -- Franca Storm

With a name like that, it's no wonder it was trying to escape.

"Tray moaned as her fingers started to loop over the sensitive tip of his privates, rubbing in circles with the moisture that was escaping there."

Rocky Mountain Hook Up -- Kate Fargo

You have to ask before you go lint spelunking!

"But still, he wasn't allowed to do this stuff, swat her with riding crops and take liberties with her belly button."

Brief Encounters -- Suzanne Forster

(Link is for a different book by the same author.)

We're pretty sure these are not appropriate interviewing techniques, and she's overqualified anyway

"'You're too horny for a job like this. Why are you applying?' It was strange having a serious conversation with a man who was deep in her pussy for the sole purpose of ascertaining if she was suitable for a job, but powerless underneath him, it wasn't like she really had any say in the matter."

Sleeping Lady -- Cleo Peitsche