Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Like a tiny bed and breakfast nestled in a little curly forest.

"She took his hand into hers and led it to the sweet nectar between her thighs where she was hot and wet and ready for him. 'Come inside, my sweet, where it is warm and inviting,' she whispered."

Master of Desire -- Kinley MacGregor

The real romance is between Jennifer and her commas.

"Pinioned beneath him, crushed by his weight. I spread my legs and wrapped my arms around his back, my fingers tearing at the silk of his shirt. Jeremy Bond filled me, pulsating inside me, moving, thrusting, strong as steel and soft as velvet, the torment unbearable, growing, growing, building as he thrust deeper and deeper and the dam of sensation weakened, crumbling, a flood of feeling ready to drown us both. He growled again, sinking his teeth into the soft flesh of my shoulder, his body tense, rigid atop mine as the moment of release drew nearer, nearer.
When he had scaled the highest peak, when he hung suspended over the abyss of ecstasy, he paused, deliberately, waiting for me. I shredded his silk shirt with my nails and moaned, moving beneath him, wrapping my legs around him, and that great dam of sensation began to give, began to topple. I opened my eyes and stared up at the stars flashing, glittering, dancing with silvery brilliance. He drove into me with one final thrust and broke the dam. Tumultuous waves of sensation swept over us, and it seemed all the stars in the sky exploded inside me. I cried out, clinging to him as wave after wave crashed, and Jeremy shuddered violently, finally growing limp as we washed to shore."

Love Me, Marietta -- Jennifer Wilde

How do word? Word are hard. What grammar? Grammar are hard.

"Then he flips me to cup one cheek of my ass, slapping the other one vigorously, but it doesn't hurt me. 'Oh, I see that you've 'practiced' your spanking before, dirty young man."

"Titillations and waves of bliss are spreading in me."

"He puts one finger between my cheeks and plays with my back button, rubbing his finger on it gently."

"My vagina is stretching of pleasure, soaking his hand."

"My holes are in paradise right now."

"He growls of pleasure."

"You know, it's an exploit that I didn't come yet because you're fucking hot."

"Ethan! I'm already in love with your cock! Are you aware of how big it is?"

"I pull down his boxers and rub my hands on his stick. He moans and bends his head backward, an invitation to bite him in the neck, which I do."

"'Are you ready for a rocky trip in Heaven?' I ask him."

"I pull my tongue out and start licking the head of his penis."

"Did I mention that sucking a man's cherry is one of my preferred 'activities?'"

"I lick his succulent pole, and as my tongue and lips travel along his shaft, he purrs."

"I slowly and gently swallow his long cock until my mouth can't go further, reaching the base."

"He looks down on me, visibly impressed by my ability to eat his huge shaft."

"I caress his big balls with one hand. They feel very hard, full of his manly cream. I will soon relief them of this tension to enjoy all the precious juice they are holding. He shivers to the chills of my mouth sucking his beautiful cock, going up and down. I sometimes remove my mouth to play with the tip of my tongue on the head."

"I could cry out already, but I will keep that for later."

"He enters a finger into my wet slit, sliding it in and out."

"I can't believe how 'talented' he is!
'You're very good! You know that?' I say.
'I don't know, but that's good news!'"

"Then he licks my love bud eagerly and slips another finger into my front door."

"At the same time, he plays gently with my back button, using his other hand. He keeps sliding his fingers in and out of my wet and warm pussy, licking my clit gorged with blood and presses his tongue harder on it."

"He gradually accelerates the pace of his fingers coming in and out, in and out, in and -- until the fantastic explosion of pleasure in my womb spreads fast in my whole body, electrifying every inch of my flesh and skin."

"Then, he removes his fingers to devour my pussy, making sure that he doesn't miss one drop of my precious juice."

"He redresses his head."

"I pass a hand on my wet and warm pussy that is still quivering of pleasure."

"His crotch is right in front of my head, his big erected cock is pointing at me."

"He lets out a deep and long growl, and starts bouncing his hips back and forth to better control the magical trip of his manhood in my mouth. I didn't know that I could open up my jaws that much!"

"I play with his balls to enhance his pleasure.
'You can press harder' He says.
I press harder and leave his cock for a moment to pass my tongue on his testicles."

"I keep licking and pressing his balls while rubbing his penis with one hand. After a few seconds, I go back to his delicious wand."

"We look at each other while he's bouncing his hips quickly. He grabs my long hair with his hands and holds them like a pony-tail, then he starts controlling the moves of my head gently."

"He looks like a warrior, strong and dominant, who doesn't fear to take what's his."

"Then he removes his cock.
'Again!' I say provocatively.
'Your wish is your command, lady!'
He dives his penis back into my mouth."

"He presses my nipples, they get harder instantly, and my pussy soaks his bed again."

"I feel that he's about to expel his juice very soon."

"He moans, accelerates his move, slows down, remains still for a few seconds and... shouts out a triumphant guttural scream. And I feel it. I startle, surprised by the sudden projection of his hot and sweet juice in my mouth."

"When the head pops out, a generous amount of thick cum falls on my breasts. How much of this precious liquid can he store in his balls? I'm impressed! My breasts are covered with his white cream."

Chasing the Young Soldier -- Stella Hartman

P.S. Spelling, grammatical, and nonsensical errors are that of the author, not Uncle Walter

The "Hershey Highway" jokes just write themselves.

"His desire to shove it up into that delightful sticky tunnel was overwhelming."

Money For Your Chevrolet Or Your Wife? -- Elizabeth Hershey 

That's not how to use a semicolon... or adjectives... or words. Dear god, please stop.

"The gentle breeze that flushed in, spiced the elation they had inspired and to make the moment last, he went down with his tongue, spreading the soft pulps of her labia with both thumbs and fiddling with his tongue, over the soft moist pulp of her pussy. She spread both legs apart, feeding him with the sweet slimy nectar that oozed gradually from her little paradise pussy, and at climax, she started speaking in tongues.
'Boo! Fuck my pussy c'mon,' she kept moaning and swirling her butts to the rhythm of his twiddling tongue. It was his unique strategy, to make the difference; from all the men she had been with before him. When the time was right, he readied his shaft with one hand and then speared through the tight hole that clenched against his fat rod as it slipped gently inside her pussy. Her breathing stopped for a moment, eyes closed and mouth open, she let out soft moans of excitement. She was out of control and the more he wriggled, the sweeter it got. 'Fuck me babe,' she cried out, pressing both legs against his butts for him to remain inside.
'Your pussy tastes so good baby,' Willard exclaimed.
'Oh yeah! Ooo!' She grumbled, supporting the jabs from beneath and clawing his chest as he fucked the hell out of her pussy. He hopped out all of a sudden and went feral with the doggy style. shooting his shaft from the back, he rod from behind until she was out of air, out of real words that made any sense. It was hard to tell when they could stop as the moment kept inspiring them to kill the orgasm and maintain the pace. He was smart and cautious, just the way she wanted it and at the interval when they could bear the anxiety no more, she whooped in agitation, twiddling a hand over her clitoris and sending the other hand to grab his balls such that they both came out at the same time."

The Co2boy's Role Model -- Debbie Gordon

P.S. Spelling, grammatical, and nonsensical errors are that of the author, not Uncle Walter

Is your pussy running? Well, you'd better go catch it!

"My pussy was so wet it was running down my legs."

Once Bitten, Twice Wet -- Maggie McHale

Died. The word you're looking for is 'Died.'

"My heart stills and my body trembles as a numbness and heat attack my body at once. "Yes!" I scream out as my pussy pulses around his thick cock. My body convulses against his as heat and pleasure race through my heavy limbs. I feel waves of hot cum soak my aching pussy. My eyes widen as the aftershocks settle. What the fuck did I just do?"

Dirty Dom -- Willow Winters

Me write porn good.

“‘Just fuck me.’ I moaned out as Aaron’s hips started to thrust his cock in and out. Chris started to do the same, and soon all of my insides were filled with passion. Chris grabbed a hold on my breasts again, and my hand supported my body off of Aaron’s stiff chest. My hips started to rock back and forth, sliding in and out both cocks, when suddenly I could feel my ass being filled with Chris’s sperm. He grabbed close me as he climaxed, as pulled out of me slowly. I could feel his sperm drip out of me slowly.
‘I’m going to unlock your tablet now,’ Chris said as I felt his eyes watch as Aaron worked on me.
Aaron’s hands grabbed my ass, now that Chris was gone, and fucked me as hard as he could. I grabbed a hold on him and brought his ear to me lips, which prompted his lips to kiss my neck. With the little trickled traveling down my asshole left in Chris’s wake, I couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed Aaron as tight as I could and basically screamed in ecstasy. Aaron climaxed himself, and I felt his seed fill up my other insides, lining my womb. For a bit, he kept going, he kept thrusting into me, and I can say without a doubt that that moment was the best I’ve felt in my entire life.”

The Accidental Hotwife -- Veronica Violet and Midnight Climax

P.S. Grammatical errors are those of the author, not Uncle Walter

He sounds like Lucky the Leprechaun. Now imagine it. You're welcome.

"He stood at the foot of the bed, hungry as a wolf by the way he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and grinned. If it weren't for the fact he had her half-naked, and in the bedroom, she could have sworn he thought of a way to kill her. It was that kind of look."

Pistol -- Max Henry

Like a hungry chihuahua with dick for dinner

"Katherine's eyes widened, and her whole body stiffened in his hold. 'Oh, God,' she cried, and then her wet sheath throbbed and pulsed under the force of her release. Her body trembled as she came, sucking him deeper."

For Love of the Duke -- Christi Caldwell