Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Something, something, something lightning rod joke.

"It was like being touched by a thunderstorm, sent her nerves into electric spasms and made her blood boom in her ears."

Dragon Call -- Emi Davis

Her orgasm water just broke

"Chur grit his teeth and brutally thrust into her, causing another orgasm to spasm her whole body in waves. Hot, sticky juice coated his entire groin, giving his pubic hair a new texture against her too-sensitive clit."

Wicked Harvest -- Anitra Lynn McLeod

The extra "s" is for extra squelchy

"He held my sex to his cock and I could feel him, huge, throbbing under me, letting off another round of convulsions through my entire body. 'Oh god, yess,' he cried out, ragged, his eyes closed and his head falling back against the seat, his cock still pulsing between my legs, adding to the wetness I had drenched us in."

Access All Areas -- Alice Severin

You are getting veeeeery horny. On the count of 3, you will orgasm. One... Two...

"She couldn’t even close her eyes. They were glued to the swirling irises of his."

Curse of the Gargoyle -- Tara Nina

Today, you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, and cunning.

"His body stiffened as he neared his climax, the pleasure so intense that he thought the top of his head might blow off. He mindlessly thrust into her creamy depths, her little body a welcome port to his marauding demands. Flashing, crashing bombardments of ecstasy pummeled into him with a fiery culmination."

Cowboy Heat -- Sable Hunter

There is entirely too much... everything... going on here.

"She could feel his balls slapping against her lips as the head of his cock touched something inside her she didn't even know was there before. She felt her body building, or growing, she wasn't sure which, and she didn't give a damn either. She heard him groan out loud. It rumbled into her like waves crashing through her, and she went rigid under his onslaught. He groaned and then called out loud to her as she felt his cock swell and then explode inside her. She felt his cum rushing into her like lava. It burned her inside but in a way that felt better than anything she had ever known. He twitched inside her, his cock spasming with each gush of fluid he gave her. Her body followed after his and erupted. The convulsions ravaged her body. She could feel her muscles squeezing against him as he tried to hold deep inside her. Her nipples burned against his chest, and her back gave way as she collapsed, taking him down with her. His heavy body felt at peace lying on top of hers as she twitched and grunted below."

Surrender to the Nightmare -- Morgana Patrick

Not sure if good sex or potentially deadly seizure

"He's filling me, not just with his body, but I can taste his soul. He looks larger than life, his muscled arms and tattoos dancing across his skin, every movement making his stomach and eyes twitch with prolonged pleasure."

Flare -- Amy Isan

Panic at the Disco

"Suddenly she felt as if she had exploded into brilliant lights and colors, and pure pleasure pounded through her."

Time Remembered -- Elizabeth Crane

There's dead lightning?

"The first damp stroke of his hot tongue felt like live lightning."

Morgan -- Lori Foster

Love hugs you, and squeezes you, and calls you George. And then you go kaplooey.

"Kara caught her breath as her body seized. It was like a powerful hand gripped her entire body and squeezed it in its warm grip, a hand that sensitized every nerve ending in her body from her toes to her ass to her pussy and her nipples. And then her orgasm ripped through her with the force of a lightening storm. Bright flashes exploded in her mind and a strangled cry tore from her lips."

Blackstar: Future Knight -- Cheyenne McCray