Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Taking "sit and spin" a bit too literally there...

"He rubbed her throbbing clit until she said his name on a groan and then showed her how to rotate herself on the wide, large, burning manhood inside her."

After the Storm -- Claudy Conn

Whatever "it" is, it doesn't sound very good.

"And suddenly it was there, boiling up from the root of his cock, pulling everything tight, waves of ecstasy rippling in ever bigger circles from his groin spreading to his thighs, his butt, his belly."

Some Girls Lie -- Amy Andrews

Fall in love, fall apart. Apparently.

"A low, warm feeling of bliss starts to collect inside of me. It's like my body temperature is rising with every lick of that expert tongue. But then, Dean pushes back the hood of my clit. He flicks the tip of his tongue against that tender bundle, and I can feel by body straining against its very edges. As he lavishes my clit with his tongue, I feel like I could disintegrate under the intensity of my own bliss."

Beauty & the Running Back -- Colleen Masters

(Typos are those of the author, not Uncle Walter.)