Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

...did he just metaphorically call her a slut?

"My thumb curves around her sensitive bud, strumming her like a well-played guitar."

Dirty -- HJ Bellus

That's called a tumor. And he should really get that looked at.

"He had a long, thick growth under his zipper."

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Mr. Perfect -- Linda Howard

We get it, it's wet. It's wetter than wet.

"I needed to put myself deep between her legs and spill into her soaking wetness."

Cocked -- B.B. Hamel

Sounds like a clear cut case of self defense

"My assault on her clit is relentless until she jerks in my arms. Her head is thrown back, mouth open, and she's strangling my cock while she comes."

Slow Burn -- Autumn Jones Lake

But what kind of egg? Chicken? Ostrich? DINOSAUR?

"Gina started stroking his immense, half-hard cock with one of her tiny hands. At the same time, she began massaging his heavy, egg-sized balls with the other."

Sealing the Deal -- Felicity Fleming

Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark.

"My cock was on fire."

Hooked Up -- Arianne Richmonde

Her vagina had achieved warp speed capability

"He worked her hard, hand pumping, mouth skimming over her lips and cheeks, wanting to see the first orgasm break before his cock, hard as steel now, made first contact."

Blind Heat -- Delta Dupree