Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Why would she even have that button???

"Jules was right on the edge and desperate to go over. Hell I was too, so I reached down and worked her detonation switch until she exploded around me."

Calling His Bluff -- Lane Hart

Didn't we just go through this? Treat your body right.

"His gaze dipped again, lingering, just for a second, on her breasts. The girls tightened accordingly, the stupid bitches."

Trouble -- Ann Christopher

Shaken Man Syndrome can have serious and long-lasting effects

"She came, and the spasms of her body rocked him senseless."

Melting Into You -- Tracey Alvarez

Maybe if you treated it a little nicer it would behave better

"Feeling primed up again, he slid his hand down the front of his pants and palmed his cock. This time, the bastard jumped to life in an instant, hot, stiff, and ready to rock.
That's fucking more like it, asshole."

Snowed In with the Bad Boy -- Sylvia Pierce

But the line was hours long and when he finally got there he was no longer registered

"His cock and balls voted to get right to work, while his wolf screamed for a closer sniff of her neck, and his hands begged for more of those perfect, pert tits."

Charmed in Vegas -- Michelle Fox

He's an eclair when he wants to be threatening

"Damme, if your cock isn't made of flan. Soft and spongy and no threat to anyone."

The Curse of Lord Stanstead -- Mia Marlowe

This sounds more like the violent mating habits of insects

"She screamed and bucked beneath him, her cunt clutching at his dick, coating him with a gush of slickness as she tumbled over. He joined her with a guttural sound, his cock jerking as he came so hard his chest felt like it was turning inside out."

Dirty Twisted Love -- Lili Valente

Haven't we seen this somewhere before?

"Her pussy swallowed him."

Filthy -- Lucia Jordan

She came like a wrecking ball...

"Her orgasm struck like a collapsing wall."

Rocky Ride -- Vivian Arend

Sounds like he over tightened on that last twist

"I let my body relax as much as I could, and Atemaru thrust his erotic tool until I came once again. This time I closed around his member hard enough that I met his own climax. The shuddering breath that he let out was proof along with the sinking warmth of his expended seed."

Alien (Human Bride) -- Clara A. Tobin