"'What do we call ourselves?'
'A militia!' they shouted in their best terror-inducing voices.
'And what do we want?' The Bear said.
'America! And something about land! And no more government! And the army killing jihadists and immigrants!' they shouted back.
The Bear raised his gun. 'And how are we gonna get it?'
'By hanging out with each other and ours guns for a year!' They devolved into unintelligible grunting again."
Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt -- Leonard Delaney
P.S. Typo is that of the author, not Uncle Walter
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