Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Deuces aren't meant to be THIS revved.

'White-hot pleasure shot down his spine and grabbed hold of his balls, and then he was coming too, his heart damn near bursting, his eyes blinded by the light exploding in front of them."

Heat of the Moment -- Elle Kennedy

There's only one way for this to end...

"His skin was soft and warm where it touched me and I could feel his heart thumping rapidly in his chest."

Touchpaper -- Katy Baker

They use No More Tangles® as lube

"The wiry hair at the base of his erection meshed with the fine silk of her mound and she reached down to spread her lips so the hair could tickle her clitoris."

Seduced by Magic -- Stephanie Julian

After that, he'd go spelunking.

"Jed could see skin flash inside the split and two little points poked their presence in the worn cotton bodice. Her breasts didn't droop. He imagined himself half an inch tall, standing on one nipple and throwing a lasso across her divide to the other nipple then swinging from one nipple to the other."

Wagon Train Lolitas -- Lisa Cartwright

She would probably know

"And then her breasts were in his mouth again. 'Raspberries,' he whispered.
'No,' she said."

The Killing Moon -- V.J. Chambers

They were stuck with each other.

"They lay together, he still inside her, for a long while. They grew sleepy together and slowly Mazjid shrank and withdrew. Their stickiness bothered neither of them; it was like a magical glue holding them together."

Jinn of Lust -- Jill Sterling

He should probably get that looked at. That doesn't sound good.

"Fletcher lifted his hips, allowed her to free the object of her search, a club now, standing tall, pulsating veins texturing thickness, the head swollen, deep red, and stretched tight."

Blind Heat -- Delta Dupree

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

"The cool air against her sensitive skin was at war with the fire that burned within her. The fire that demanded more and more."

Teaching the Boss -- Mallory Crowe

Thanksgiving was very awkward. He really needed to learn to cook.

"He was quite surprised he was becoming so easily aroused. In his own defense, it had been a long time since he ate a savory meal."

Forgotten Time -- Lorraine Beaumont

Unfortunately the shaft had the girth of a pencil. It was very top heavy.

"My hole felt like it was straining. There was a throb bombarding me there that wasn't unpleasant. Elentinus' cockhead felt like it had the girth of a baseball bat."

Alien's Bride -- Tamilla Abraham