Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Be sure to stay outside of the bladder blast radius

"Her pussy was exploding with sensations at the touch of his hand and she knew her panties were sodden with moisture. He couldn't fail to notice."

Beth's Acceptance -- Tracy Cooper-Posey

Like, what kind of bait would you even use?

"Miller runs the object through his hands as Johnson fishes for his cock."

Bad Cop Menage -- Jacqueline D. Cirque

Talk about frigid... No, really, like actually frigid. Cold.

"I was actually a virgin, though I'd had Bill Clinton sex. Oral, both giving and receiving. A few guys had even managed to put their cocks near my pussy, though like it was some evil knight's forbidding keep, they'd all shivered before my fleshy gates."

Alpha Heat -- Deva Long

There is no Dana, only Zuul!

"Pushing the smooth, hard tip of his cock against her swollen sex, he hovered there a moment and groaned. He slid in slowly savoring every consumed inch."

Werewolves of New York -- Faleena Hopkins

A succulent cut of man

"He thrust his covered cock into Hugh's mouth, howling 'You feel that cock? Huh?' He slapped the boy's face playfully as Hugh ravenously tore through the cloth to sink his teeth into that juicy meat."

Found By the Alpha King -- Aiden Bates

And as soon as he finished his desire dried up

"He was hard as a rock, his skin hot, need coursing through him like storm waters rushing over the dry desert floor in a rainstorm."

Pick Me Up -- Samantha Hunter

Machine gun jubblies

"He moved down and sucked her bullet nipples, teasing them with his teeth, making her tingle and gasp."

His Unbearable Desire -- Elena Stone

Let it go! Let it go! Don't hold it back anymore!

"He turned it and pushed against the door desperate to put Davy on the bed so he could pull off his clothing and set his trapped cock free before it ripped its way out of his pants."

Sergeant At Arms -- Crystal Dawn

Even with Toucan Sam's advice, he still couldn't find her Fruity Pebble.

"He adjusts himself. Navigates down my body. His hands drift to the waistline of my panties, and he inhales. Smelling the wetness between my legs. Then he migrates even further down, passing his face over my mound, moving to my inner thigh, leading with his nose."

Entwined Secrets -- Robin Briar

We'll give you three guesses as to why it's been a while, and the first two don't count.

"She knew that she should have taken a shower, but she liked being enveloped in the smells and tastes that reminded her of Andreas. She liked feeling the moisture of his seed still within her. It had been so long since she had been with a man that she couldn't bear to wash the evidence away just yet."

Just a Fling -- Olivia Noble