Penises. What are they? Who knows? Can't live with them. Can't find them sometimes. What's going on in their little heads? Don't ask me, I'm not a flippin' penis doctor.

"I grabbed my dick and started quickly jerking it. I did not need much more stimulation to erupt. With an audible squirt, the first blast of cum shot out of me, hitting Jason's face and sticking there like an oversized gooey cobweb."

Reader submission by Sara Winters
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Queer Nut For the Straight Butt -- Darian Brasher