Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Lana... Lana... Lana! LANAAAAAA! Sploosh.

"Slick and hot, her juice gushed from her vagina, the feel of it sliding over the sensitive inner flesh dragging a low moan from her.
Archer's lips covered hers, his tongue licking over the seam of her lips. Pleasure washed over her, through her, as his lips sipped at hers, his tongue licked and stroked, penetrating her lips with a slow, sensual glide."

Secret Sins -- Lora Leigh

Five days later his body was found on the side of a road by some hikers. Family members described him as unrecognizable from the waist down.

"I sucked DJ better than I ever had, just because I wanted to show this bitch she was not better than me. She thought she was gonna snatch Andre from me and he stayed. Now she'd see that I throws the pussy like a free-throw line. I was such a beast I ripped into DJ's dick like he was my last meal, and he busted within five minutes of me doing my thing. I sucked all his nut out of his dick and held it in my mouth."

Kandy Girls -- Nichelle Walker (Heartbreaker)

Her routine was energetic and athletic, culminating in an aerial invert and slow dismount.

"She grabbed onto his shoulders and rode him like he was a pole, her sexy little body shooting up and down his cock, taking him deep with each thrust. Tremors rolled through him with each move she made. His blood flowed thick and heavy as watched her, loving the way she let go like this."

Burn for Me -- Lauren Blakely

Edison would stop at nothing to discredit Alternating Current.

"He did somthing with his tongue then while she was inside his mouth that made her jerk on the bed like she was being electrocuted."

Perfect Match -- Bella Chal

Typo is that of the author, not Uncle Walter.

Hoverclit? It's almost 2015, where's my hoverboard?

"Her pussy—now tantalizingly bare and smooth, large pink clit peeking from between the folds—hovered just above Liz’s scant lavender panties."

French Quarter: Hot in the City -- Lacey Alexander

Unlike all those other dickhounds who get distracted by the non-functional ones.

"I'm sure he'd have no trouble tracking down the smell of a functioning cock."

Bree: Wolf Run -- Skye Eagleday

That's a lot of cock.

"He glanced at Jean-Pierre, cocked an eyebrow, and then looked back to Afia."

"He cocked an eyebrow. 'Four years old, huh?'"

"He cocked a low brow meant to intimidate."

"Ruby cocked a suspicious brow."

"He cocked an eyebrow. 'Are you?'"

"He climbed back into bed and regarded her with a cocked eyebrow."

"He cocked a playful brow hoping to ease the tension."

and

"He cocked his head, his voice low and seductive, his eyes chining with a combination of stubborness and desperation."

"She drummed her fingers on the notebook, cocked her head, and waited for Jake to give her direction."

"He cocked his head and studied her with a smile."

"She cocked her head, studied him for a moment, and then padded over in her bare feet."

"She blinked at him, cocked her head and groaned."

"She swiped water from her thick lashes and cocked her head."

Jinxed -- Beth Ciotta

The rhythm got him. All of him. It's going to get you, too. Tonight.

"Beads of sweat shimmered on his brow and upper lip. His jaw was held tight, and at the base of his neck, his pulse raged the same drumming beat his cock was dancing to in her hand."

On Her Back -- Renee Luke (Seasons of Seduction Vol. 3)

Fuck you. He was awesome.

"Did she think about their lack of sex or the fact their sex life was as boring as a Mr. Rogers rerun?"

Zane's Way -- Maggie Casper

It isn't really the heat that gets to you. It's the humidity.

"She groaned as he trailed his lips to her other breast, slid his hand under her skirt, and dipped it inside her panties. His fingers slipped over her slick, warm skin, before he parted her feminine flesh and thrust a finger inside. She was paradise. Hot, wet, and waiting for him."

On Thin Ice -- Eve Gaddy