Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

NRFB: Never Removed From Boxers. Not surprising, since it's perturbing.

"His cock was beautiful in a way that surprised me. It was tall, firm and rigid. It stood straight up and was bigger than I could have imagined. In fact, it would be the largest cock I had ever had. The skin was porcelain and looked as if it had never seen the light of day before. I couldn't help but marvel at it -- the veins perturbing ever so slightly, curving around the thick muscle beneath."

Under Lock and Key: The Billionaire's Slave -- Bethany Rousseau

Na-na na-na boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo all night long!

"Her legs opened wider, straining at her pants, then she pulled from him and unclasped the front opening of her bra. Her swollen breasts fell free and taunted him."

Winters Heat -- Cristin Harber

Got any Dramamine? This quote's making us seasick.

"With a drawn out moan of pleasure, she came, quivering waves that rocked her sex and spasmed around his cock. The tightening ring of flesh around his prick milked him, and Devon shouted as his own release spurted from him in a seemingly never ending wave of bliss."

Once Bitten, Forever Burned -- Eve Langlais & Stacey Kennedy

Link is for a different book by the same author.

Bedding Tesla: An Autobiographical Erotic Novel

"Ecstasy washed through her veins, built and burned until she was screaming his name, screaming and exploding beneath him in a cataclysm of pleasure that ripped through her body.
She heard his shattered male cry, felt him tense and shudder as her arms tightened around his shoulders and the pleasure burned through her. Like lava. Like white-hot electricity shot straight to her soul."

Atlanta Heat -- Lora Leigh

Visualize a value-added experience... that will grow the "business infrastructure"

"She stares down at me and I am lost in those magnificent emerald eyes. They hold me prisoner -- a willing captive to this beautiful creature who makes my heart ache every time I am in her presence. The desire to taste those sweet lips, and bury myself deep inside of her heat...
It torments my soul.
I struggle to control myself as her hands slide through my hair, ever so lovingly. Her touch, gentle at first, grows bolder as she continues her glorious administrations."

Tangled Beauty -- K.L. Middleton

That's what she gets for suckling a demon at her teat

"Her breasts felt heavy and tipped with fire."

Dead Again -- Tracy Cooper-Posey

"Wet," he said, slowly, deliberately. "Water. Dampness."

"The uncharacteristic words moistened her parched heart, and she swayed toward him."

Bonus context-free quote:

"Eleanor's blush deepened. 'I am contented, thanks to you.'
'I only gave a little push. You did the rest.'"

The French Maid -- Sabrina Jeffries

So somewhere around 3227 °C/5840 °F. Her ass and the sofa have been incinerated.

"When the front of her thighs bumped the sofa back, his cock--as hard and hot as a rocket--indented the supple, soft flesh of her ass."

Reckless -- Skye Jordan

Considering that his thoughts were about venomous semi-aquatic mammals, his reactions were quite strange.

"His cock stirred a little more, but he didn't bother checking himself. Eyes watering, mouth filling with saliva, his cock twitched and grew commensurate with his thoughts, her proximity, and the sweet aromas pervading the air."

Vanilla Fudge -- Elizabeth Woodham

Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings, I gotta tell you, that hurt!

"She buried her face in his neck as he pressed her down into the blanket, each thrust of his body into hers causing her world to grow smaller and smaller so that it became a concentrated shower of sparks exploding outward, pulsing and shredding her nerve endings until she cried out, her eyes squeezed tightly shut."

Lost Highlander -- Cassidy Cayman