Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

This may smell bad, kid. But it will keep you warm 'til I can get some shelter up.

"Something about him made her just want to crawl inside him and stay there forever."

Night Embrace -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

He could've at least done a courtesy wash. Army style? Pits and privates.

"Some inner 'New Sara' convinced her as she bent her knees and leaned over, taking in the scent of his most intimate and sensitive part, the raw, salty, musky man-smell."

Floor Time (Stewart Realty) -- Liz Crowe

The silence of dawn was broken by the dual detonations.

"Honey, I'm coming tonight or my balls will explode and there's nothing on this Earth that can stop that."

Love a Little Sideways -- Shannon Stacey

Just a guess, but it's probably something to help them escape. Maybe a rudimentary lathe.

"Then his hands came back up. He ran his thumbs over her nipples, still trapped within their linen prison. She felt them hardening, coming to life for him, and she arched toward him, hoping this time he wouldn't stop before she understood what was building inside her."

Heiress Without a Cause -- Sara Ramsey

The compliment will cost you, but the condescension is free.

"Your derriere is exquisite my love...you perfect little woman, you."

Lady Star -- Claudy Conn

It's a new form of baptism. It uses "holey" "water."

"He would give himself completely to her and, he hoped, she to him. He would surrender himself to her female energy. She would conquer him even as he took her. Her woman's sensuality would release him and rebirth him."

Mine to Take -- Dara Joy

Apropos of nothing, his penis was named Benedick

"Another groan lodged in his throat as she moved her hand up and down his shaft, exerting pressure on his tip with each upstroke. His lips formed the word stop, but for the life of him, he couldn't make his vocal chords cooperate. Even if he could have, his cock betrayed him, weeping under her touch, a drop of pearly moisture forming at the tip."

Midnight Alias -- Elle Kennedy

Which is less pleasant than it sounds. And it doesn't sound pleasant at all.

"Instead of climbing the mountain of pleasure like I usually did, I was helicoptered to the top and pushed off the edge."

Sandcastle Kisses: A Billionaire Love Story -- Krista Lakes

Engineering: A Love Story

"Magnetic tingles raced all over my body like a network of electrical signals, crossing, connecting and crashing into each other until the infusion propelled a massive rush of exotic energy down to my womanhood."

Deceived - Part 1 New York -- Eve Carter

So... dragon vomit?

"Her mouth was hot and wet, shooting lava straight to my core."

Reunion: A Lesbian Love Story -- Eve Ferris