Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

I told you she won't let me leave - she won't let anyone leave.

"Your pussy's pulling me in, cher, do you feel it?"

Summer Heat -- Jaci Burton

Spermnesia

"With a hoarse cry, almost a shout, Jamie shoved her down hard upon him and unleashed the hot spurt of his seed deep inside her. The feel of his warm liquid bathing her loins sent a shattering sensation through her and she knew no more."

Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!

"Blake was engulfed by the intensity of the passion pounding through his veins. The orgasm grabbed ahold, ambushing him with its power. As he poured himself into Alexia’s warmth, his body shuddered, his arms shaking as his muscles tensed to the point of shattering.
His orgasm triggered hers. Still spinning out of control, he watched through narrow, passion-blurred eyes as she went over. Her body tensed, arching her back. Her breasts, lush and gorgeous, bobbed in time with her frenzied gyrations. She tilted her head back, her moans filling the tent. Filling him with power, his ego swelling so he felt like a he-man. All-powerful, totally awesome."

A SEAL's Seduction -- Tawny Weber

That's not love. That's an infection.

"Rocco gave her a heavy-lidded look of slanting sensuality that heated her blood, spreading arousal through her body unstoppably, like a swift flood tide flowing swiftly under the drag of a full moon. Inescapable and undeniable, it took her and possessed her, running wild and free within her."

Captive at the Sicilian Billionaire's Command -- Penny Jordan

Is this another one where he's climbing up inside her vag? Can we just... not?

"'Baby, don't stop, you feel so good.' He continued until he reached the gates of heaven.
With the first stroke of his tongue, my entire body shivered. He continued, leaving me yearning for more. Before I could even catch my breath, I felt the tip of his head gently making its way inside me. I moaned in pain, but it was an intoxicating pain."

Ride Wit' Me -- Katina King

We're sorry. No, really. Because this is all -- ALL -- that The Wife could think of. Seriously NSFW.

"The hands on her buttocks squeezed hard, ramming the long, thick member so deep inside she felt it in her belly."

Summer Heat -- Jaci Burton

It was his porpoise! His pants porpoise. Leaping through the waves of her womanhood.

"Kyle slid his erection back between the slick valley of her swollen labia, then forward again, the tip diving up briefly to bump her tight bud."

Reckless -- Tori Carrington

"You're not a bird! Stop trying to feed me regurgitated onion rings!"

"Without the benefit of her sight, her other senses became more acute, zoning on the side of her hair against the coverlet as she moved her head back and forth, the pulsating beat of the moody music floating from the season, the taste of salty onions lingering on her lips, the musky scent of her intimate nest teasing her nostrils."

In A Bind -- Stephanie Bond

She returned ten Power Gems to Spirit Island and equipped the Fairy of Power -- Orally.

"As soft as pillows, her lips crushed under his, remolding to the contours of his mouth, and the dark heat of her tongue pressed between her lips like a tiny blazing sword."

Cold Case, Hot Bodies -- Jule McBride

His laser of love had her honey-slicked juice box bursting into a fiery flower of fun-pudding

"Eliza gasped, managed to strangle the scream of pleasure that rose up her throat. Vaguely thought that he should have warned her as her body bowed and streams of white-hot sensation lanced through her, deep into her, coursing down to tighten something low in her body to pool and spread there."

In Pursuit of Eliza Cynster -- Stephanie Laurens