"Then she pulls her lips apart as wide as she can, about fourteen inches. Her hips pop out of joint like the jaws of a snake opening up for its prey.
'Come on,' she says.
She's so wet that she can't hold onto the sides very well. They keep slipping out of her fingers. I crawl onto the bed in front of her and kiss her, she tongues my cheek sloppily. I make a fin with my hand and slide that in first, then my other hand, and separate her opening as wide as I can.
I look up at her. She doesn't say anything. Just licks her trembling lips. I notice that I'm also trembling. My hands shaking like the first time I ever had sex.
'If I get claustrophobic I'm coming back out,' I tell her.
She pushes my face down into her crotch, like she does when she wants oral sex. I push my arms through up to the elbows. I can see them moving inside her belly. Then I put the top of my head into the opening and push.
Stacy cries out and begins masturbating again. I can feel her fingers against the back of my head. I don't know if it turns her on or if my scratchy hair is hurting her and she needs more lubrication. I push again. She cries out again. It's impossible. I'm stuck. I shove again, but don't budge an inch."
The Haunted Vagina -- Carlton Mellick III
Okay... I can't even begin to imagine who would actually want to read a book like this.
This sounds like the kind of book you throw in the fireplace while whimpering "I'm scared, hold me".
Posted by: Matt's Sis | 03/23/2013 at 12:09 PM
The book is HILARIOUS. Really. There's a whole universe in her vag. Dude crawls in there and meets a lady and falls in love and lives Happily Ever After with crotch squater. Even Uncle Walter read this one.
Posted by: The Wife | 03/23/2013 at 01:36 PM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this: "Then she pulls her lips apart as wide as she can, about fourteen inches. Her hips pop out of joint like the jaws of a snake opening up for its prey."
Burmese Python Crotch Attack!
It's a pokemon!
Posted by: Matt [in Middletown] | 03/26/2013 at 03:37 PM
When the skeletonized, bloody dude crawls OUT of her snatch, it's even worse.
Posted by: The Wife | 03/27/2013 at 03:59 PM