Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Could use with a spit shine and a polish, though.

When she bent down to scrutinize their cocks, each of them grabbed a breast and kneaded it. After close examination, she giggled and said. “Oh, those are beautiful.” She winked. “In an ugly sort of way.”

Felicity Jones -- Dee Dawning

Open heart surgery on the fly. Ya do whatcha gotta do.

"His tongue stroked over her madly pumping vein, plumping it."

A Dark Kiss of Rapture -- Sylvia Day

"You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey."

"It was so much more than a mere orgasm. He sounded like he was dying and happy with it."

Watch Over Me -- Lucy Monroe

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

"He nudged her legs apart and stared at her velvety core."

My Ex-Wife's Wedding -- Elise Marion

God, this was going to take forever. He should sharpen that thing.

"The blunt head of his cock slipped between my legs, not entering me, just sliding back and forth against my sex."

Love, Unexpectedly -- Susan Fox

It was scrotally shocking. That's pretty much the worst kind of shocking.

"The erotic scrape of her teeth sent zings of sensation down his spine, straight into his balls"

The Collector -- Shannon K. Butcher (On the Hunt)

In honor of the Feast of Alvis there will be no post today

Instead remember what Alvistime is all about.  Drinking... Drinking and revenge.

"Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk." ~ Alvis
 

Episode 21 - Feast of Alvis from Jasmine H on Vimeo.

There's just no sexy way to eat peanut butter

"Her sex pulsed and steamed, wetting her panties with her readiness, while her tongue stuck to the roof of her mouth."

Dancing in the Dark -- Jennifer Dunne

Your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, for your favorite entrée is barbecued wench

"He wasn't gentle -- he was hungry, feasting at her, claiming her, small, feral growls rumbling in his chest and throat. 'Mine,' he snarled and drew her into the hot inferno of his mouth."

Burning Wild -- Christine Feehan

Waiting for the apocalypse that never happened... and she'd prepared so well!

"The soft weight of the comforter settled over her head, cocconing her in a dim tent with only his rampant cock for company."

Dancing in the Dark -- Jennifer Dunne