Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

It's very complex. If the plumber truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?

"The question on the table is whether Reece can lay the pipe like his hips promised he could?"

My Only Desire -- Adrianne Byrd

Lead me not into temptation but deliver unto me Burnt Sienna and Chestnut

"Each time, each night, his will faltered before the exotic feast of her breasts and the delicate pink flesh between her thighs covered by the wild spectrum of brown curls."

A Faerie Fated Forever -- Mary Anne Graham

She can't start the day without an amazing sausage in her mouth.

"Cal had a perfectly curved dick that would make any girl squirt with desire so Lucy gracefully parted her legs, opening up her pussy hole for Cal to give her the man sausage that made him so famous."

Beef Masters -- Poke A. Hontas

Giving new meaning to the phrase "eye fucking" -- and ocular condoms are hard to come by.

"The glance they shared was open and naked, and as intimate as his cock inside her."

A Dark Kiss of Rapture -- Sylvia Day

Detonation in... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... MUSHROOM CLOUD OF ECSTASY!

"A nuclear explosion of euphoria ignighted within the depths of my soul."

Lust Virus: Awakening -- John Sheridan

Is it wrong that all we picture is his penis bouncing around to Gangnam Style? We hope not.

"He whipped the covers off her and stood there, long hard cock twitching and bobbing, his gaze hungry and dark."

Her Dark Angel -- Felicity Heaton

Sometimes people have a hard time letting go of things. Sometimes they become whore-ders.

"She tugged on his cravat, loosening the fabric before scraping her nails down the skin she revealed. He shuddered at her touch, closer to the edge than he would admit. 'But this is the last night we’ll have this chair.' She pulled the shirt out of his breeches, reaching up under the layers of jacket and shirt to stroke the hard muscles of his stomach, letting her arm just barely graze his shaft in the same teasing way that had driven her mad only a few moments earlier.

He groaned in response, tried to push her hand away. He only succeeded in pushing her hand closer to his cock, and she felt the way it strained toward her, imprisoned in his breeches. 'I’ve dreamed of this chair too, Ferguson,' she whispered."

Heiress Without A Cause -- Sara Ramsey

He's been a frickin' evil doctor for 30 frickin' years! So cut him some frickin' slack!

"She was a little volcano, pressured to the bursting point, ready to erupt. And soon he'd split her open and release all that scalding passion."

The Boat Builder's Bed -- Kris Pearson

She brought out the hoariness in all of us...

"Isabel stared at the other girl for a moment and felt something wild and primitive suddenly flame into being."

Tender Melody -- Vivian Grey

The words "Don't Panic!" were inscribed in large, friendly letters on her forehead. She couldn't see them.

"Tension ripped her insides to shreds."

My Angel -- Christine Young