Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

I had a nightmare! A terrible nightmare! I dreamed that you were here and you were being caned, and Charlie was whipping harder and harder and the Groom was waiting and then he flooded you with love juices and...

"His twigs now cut finely into your bum at each stroke, making long red marks, and a deep rosy tint all over each cheek of your buttocks; Oh, it was a sight, as Charlie went on faster and harder, you winced, sighed: "Oh, oh, oh, don't be cruel," and cried till the tears streamed down your face, but at length the spasm of pleasure seemed to make you oblivious to every other sensation as the groom appeared to meet you with a flood of his love juice, and you lay exhausted on the top of him, but only for a few moments, as Charlie was so madly randy he turned you over off the groom, and was into you himself, quicker than I can tell, whilst Thompson, quite pumped out, sat up and enjoyed the scene—just as I awoke to find it all a dream, and my own cock pumping up the semen all over my night shirt."

Forbidden Fruit Luscious and exciting story and More forbidden fruit or Master Percy's progress in and beyond the domestic circle - Anonymous

Ever throw a hot dog into a bowl of pudding? Or, for you Brits, a fish finger into some custard?

"When he did, it felt like he’d stuck his dick inside a warm bowl of lard—she had no muscle tone, she was sloppy wet and air escaped from her nasty body every time he rammed inside her."

Best Night Ever -- Keara Kevay

Don't cry baby. Knew this was one way ticket, but you know I had to come.

"A scream ripped from her throat and echoed in the dark room as Mac lost his leverage and the entire length of his cock plunged into the depths of her pussy."

Desire in the Dark - Naima Simone

Anyone else in the mood for a burger?

"When she finally unfolds my cock it pops out of the open zipper like a jack-in-the-box."

The Girl is in Charge -- J.T. Holland

He'd call once in a while. "Moooo!!" But she never went into the barn again, and left the farm soon after.

"His thumbs brushed across the lips of her sex, then dipped inside. Finding the hard point of her pleasure, he rubbed softly, massaging the cream-drenched skin that was taut with the effort to accommodate him. "Come for me, love." His tongue swirled along the shell of her ear and then dipped inside. "Milk me," he whispered, his voice dripping with sin. Spurred by his words, Caroline dug her nails in his shoulders and held on as rapture, sharp and searing, shattered her, shivering through her in rippling spasms."

Catching Caroline -- Sylvia Day

Nothing beats old-fashioned, homemade, sweet cream butter. Just like Mom and Dad used to make.

"He settled his cheek beside hers and stroked deep into her liquid heat. Surrounded by her creamy walls, he began to move, his body shuddering, already in the grip of his growing arousal.
Planting his knees in the mattress, he slipped his arms beneath her thighs and lifted her hips off the bed, churning, thrusting and circling his hips to tunnel deeper inside her sweet body."

Viper's Bite -- Delilah Devlin (The Mammoth Book of Vampire Romance)

36 hour Cialis® When the moment is right, will you be ready?

"There was only one problem with his brilliant plan. His cock had gone completely limp. Dead. Absolutely fucking dead! Not a single blood cell rushing to it to rouse him, not a one. Shriveled up like a prune."

Samson's Lovely Mortal -- Tina Folsom

People who abuse Metaphors barely stop there. Next thing you know they're abusing similes and analogies, too. End the cycle!

"Moonlight danced across his carved body, caressing it with the jealous touch of a scorned lover."

Seducing Jane Porter -- Dominique Adair

Sexual Charades. Category: Phrase or Quote. 1 Word, 1 syllable. Sounds like: Poke.

"I can feel myself getting close to finishing so I force my cock down her throat one last time and hold it there.
She starts to gag.
'Hold it,' I say
She gags again, even louder this time.
'Hold it,' I say again.
Her arms start to flail and her gags are even louder.
I hold my cock in her throat for another couple of seconds before pulling out.
She gasps for breath, smiling all the while."

My Little Plaything -- JT Holland

You've got a malocclusion of the midlines. It's very distracting.

"It's just that I've been staring at your mouth for 10 damn days and it's driving me crazy."

Sherra: Chains of Memory -- Shiloh Walker (Chains)