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07/05/2011

Never ramble in your sex talk with a Monty Python fan. Unless you, you know, like that sort of thing.

"'What the fuck are you doing with that rubber chicken, Rich?' Mona sounded scared.
Jesse sat upright, perplexed by the image in his mind, wondering what the hell Rich was doing with a rubber chicken.
'OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. I'm coming again -- oh, shit -- fuck me -- fuck me harder --' Mona was screaming in uninhibited sexual passion.
Jesse heard Rich groan loudly. 'Cock a doodle dooooo.'"

Broken -- S.L. Carpenter (Master of Secret Desires)

Posted at 09:15 PM in Animal Husbandry, Film, Future T-shirt Quote, Henchman, Insanity, Sexual, Spelunking, Television, Voyeurism |

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No wonder she tastes like rubber chicken.

Posted by: Matt | 07/06/2011 at 11:05 AM

Related...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NONtnPEAE

"Keep fucking that chicken!" -Ernie Anastos
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33938

Posted by: Matt | 07/06/2011 at 01:30 PM

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