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"She went down on his cock as if she had “Hoover” stamped across her forehead."

Complete with accidentally dragging the cat, the dog, the curtains, childrens toys, and some childrens clothing in while suctioning.

And yet this one seems to have a hint of realism to it.

I dunno -- I tried the whole "sucking like a hoover" technique on Uncle Walter last night. It... uh... didn't go over as well as the light sucking, rhythmic stroking, and tongue work that make up my standard techniques. I'm thinking that the vacuum method just ain't for him. Although... and I've got some relatively vast experience to pull from here... I don't know anyone who prefers that, either.

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