We finally have a quote that we believe is worthy of being made into a Caption Contest! (Drum Roll, Please!)
"Her butt wiggled against the hardest erection he'd ever experienced, an erection so big King Kong could have climbed it holding Fay Wray in his palm. Aaron could almost see an atomic blue glow coming from his balls, and it was a miracle the damned crystal flute didn't crack in his grip."
It's your turn, dear readers! Where will you go with it? Will you be clean, dirty, or somewhere in between? Will you be able to make Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud, groan, or smack their respective foreheads? We're sure you can do it! And if you do? You win some cool Uncle Walter stuff! And if you don't want some Uncle Walter stuff, there's something seriously wrong with you. So post your ideas in the comments section, email them to us, or make a post in our forum. Enter as many times as you want. Remember that quote captions are usually just a single header. But, if you happen to think of something awesomely cool? We're up for some variation. Throw in a link if you're worried that we won't get a reference. So flex those brain muscles of yours and blow us -- I mean, blow us away!
... That doesn't happen in Zelda! What did he play on his ocarina to get this?!
No, I have no idea why glowing blue balls & a crystal flute made me think of Zelda.
Posted by: Matt's Sis | 08/05/2010 at 02:50 AM
Move along people, nothing to see here. -Officer Barbrady (South Park)
Posted by: jtlitch | 08/05/2010 at 10:31 AM
Jiggling butts, check. King-Kong erection, check. Glowing testes, check. Oh, a crystal flute? Okay, check.
This'll be the best Ja-porn-amation film of the year!
Posted by: Brooklyn Ann | 08/05/2010 at 02:24 PM
Damn. He knew he shouldn't have taken that cheap vacation tour to Chernobyl. Who knew the radiation would still mutate the people!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 08/05/2010 at 10:38 PM
There is a joke here about spanking the monkey, but I am too dazzled by that atomic blue glow to make it.
Posted by: Sarah S | 08/09/2010 at 09:59 AM
We were thinking of a cock-monkey reference, but it wasn't coming together.
Posted by: The Wife | 08/09/2010 at 10:19 AM
When size queens judge by jigglybutt.
Sure she thought it was big, but her disappointment was evident once she made him break his crystal flute..
Posted by: Matt | 08/09/2010 at 10:41 AM
Objects in butt crack may be smaller than they appear.
Posted by: Matt | 08/10/2010 at 07:57 PM
cock-monkey?
Isn't that like a Trunk Monkey?
Posted by: Matt | 08/12/2010 at 08:06 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cock-monkey
Posted by: The Wife | 08/12/2010 at 08:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-fB34sTmls
Trunk Monkey.
Only apply it to our quote.
Sheesh my brain is fried today, I can't think of how to word it..
Posted by: Matt | 08/13/2010 at 12:06 PM
Too bad for him her vagina gaped open enough to have its own zip code and congressional district.
Posted by: Matt | 09/16/2010 at 10:35 AM
Her sexual King Kong slapped for his Penis Air Force, but they were grounded from cracked wings.
Posted by: Matt | 09/20/2010 at 03:13 PM
Secretly she laughed at his tiny endowment, but with all the drugs he'd been pumped full of he'd have seen fleas the size of tanks.
Posted by: Matt | 09/24/2010 at 07:39 PM
His blood flow - along with his brain cells - headed south. All he could see was the atomic blue glow before everything went dark.
Posted by: Deanatroi | 10/10/2010 at 07:02 PM
This was by far the worst recital Aaron had ever given.
Posted by: Cindy | 10/12/2010 at 07:37 AM
This one time at Band camp I stuck a flute...
Posted by: Matt | 10/29/2010 at 06:26 PM