Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

When he opened her box he had a "litte taste of heaven"

"It was awesome, fantastic, the constant chaotic roll to pinnacles of creamy pleasure."

The Playboy Boss's Chosen Bride -- Emma Darcy

His Sleep Number was "OOOH yeah"

"'Now, take me bed,' he whispered. 'For I will not wait a moment longer.'"

Italian Boss, Housekeeper Bride -- Sharon Kendrick

In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.

"But that was the last thing she knew as the next moment the stormy waves of orgasm broke inside her body, swarmed through every nerve, crashed over her head, and took her whirling and spinning and sobbing out loud into the blind oblivion of ecstasy."

The Italian's Forced Bride -- Kate Walker

To call Batman use the Bat Signal. For Consuela, the Mighty Maid...

"Perhaps I should carry a bell and cry 'unclean?'"

Trail of love -- Amanda Browning

I'll take "Undersea Landmarks in Australia" for $500, Alex

"'Don't you remember anything about your own body?'
'Like what?'
'Like the barrier every female is born with, that's what!'
'Barrier?' she echoed weakly. 'Where -- where is this so-called barrier?'
'Use your imagination.'"

The Cattleman and the Virgin Heiress -- Jackie Merritt

We have no effing idea what "This" is.

"And later, on her bed, with lamplight playing softly over them, he said, 'You're going to love this, my beautiful Amazon,' then kept her breathlessly waiting until she took matters into her own hands. 'Emma -- ' he sighed, and she thought he muttered something about her being a witch after all before he gathered her up and stroked her legs apart. And she held his big, powerful body and cried out her delight when he entered her. 'Oh, I do,' she gasped, looking into her eyes. 'I do love it.'
Mackenzie grinned wickedly. 'Emma, my love -- not that.' He rolled his hips. 'This -- '
***
Emma couldn't stop smiling. Dreamily, she watched Mackenzie tuck into a pile of sandwiches they had made from fridge leftovers."

Hot November -- Ann Charlton

When I kiss you, it's kinda like... I'm kissing my brother.

"He broke the kiss. 'You taste like I know you.'"

The Greek's Christmas Baby -- Lucy Monroe

Why can't the drive thru ever get my order right?!

"I asked for a haunch of venison and a jug of whiskey, not a bloody woman."

The Bride and the Beast -- Teresa Medeiros

Do Over!

Uncle Walter spent the day at the Hospital.  Thankfully he's home now.  This is the first time in recent memory that we haven't had a hospital admission after an ED visit.  *knock wood*

So after an emotionally trying day, we're calling a mulligan.  We'll be back with our regularly scheduled pseudo smut tomorrow.  Keep Uncle Walter in your thoughts.

Then he stood on her head and screamed "I'm the King of the World!"

"He held on, pumping into her and forcing her into the grip of another titanic orgasm."

Pleasure, Pregnancy and a Proposition -- Heidi Rice