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04/02/2010

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I can't believe no one else has commented on today's quotes!

You guys really outdid yourselves today- I was in convulsions for a full five minutes!

Keep it coming!

OMG. You got all these quotes from THE SAME BOOK??? Eeek. Usually I'm against burning books, but in this case, I'd gladly make an exception...

Jain, I couldn't believe it, either! lol

G, YES! And this is a VERY popular author. She's supposed to be a big "romantica" author. What the heck, ya know?

Yeah, what the heck indeed. Still, awful writing like this gives me hope. If these authors were published, I can do MUCH better than that!

Absolutely. You're a great writer, you just have to find the right story. In this case it's just that women like porn a lot more than they're letting on.

Good LORD. I read similar prose in my dad's Hustlers back in the 80s.

I've seen Leigh's stuff squeed over in the forums, but I had no idea that it was this godawful.

Gissel's right. It gives me hope for my own writing.

Exactly! People love her books, they love the "Breed" books, and they talk about them frequently. I actually paid like $6 for this book (slight discount), because it's supposed to be soooo good.

I couldn't stop... gawking... at the book. Poor UW got an ear full while I was reading it!

Prior to reading this, it had been a while since a book actually nauseated me.


Not anymore.

MJ, I love the responses this one has gotten.

Well, that's because this orgy is specially good. I mean bad. Whatev. Like finding a horrible, slimy monster in your bathtub licking its butt. Or something equally weird and disgusting.

UW had just wanted to pick a single quote from here, but I insisted that we do an orgy. We were up until 12:30 doing this, and it was SO worth it.

Heh, I'm sure UW felt odd realizing he was actually trying to turn down an orgy. ;-D

He must have been tired. He normally wouldn't turn down an orgy ever.

Of course not :-D

I was on the floor....especially at "It was like the Disney Electrical Parade only more naked"

I have a feeling our next orgy just won't live up to the beauty of this one.

Personally, during sex I'm not thinking about my uterus.

And the word "cunt" is just so degrading. "Look at me, I'm nothing but a glorified sex slave!"

And... yeah, I could go on, but I think you've got it covered.

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