"You manhandled me, dragged me into a fire, tore open my head and smashed my brain flat, tore off my clothes and kept me a prisoner!"
Raintree: Inferno -- Linda Howard
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"You manhandled me,"
With 50% more man handles!
"dragged me into a fire,"
For that flame broiled flavor that can't be beat!
"tore open my head"
Head like a hole, black as your soul...
"and smashed my brain flat,"
Instant brain flapjacks for the zombie crew comin' up!
"tore off my clothes"
Didn't we see this in "Lust Starved Barbarian Pirates of the Casbah" or some such?
"and kept me a prisoner!"
And what a wretched prisoner this one is!
More punishment!
Posted by: Matt | 02/01/2010 at 02:16 PM
The Zombie Crew works the night shift at IHOP.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/01/2010 at 06:45 PM
Third shift zombies.. Uni..braaaaaaains.
Posted by: Matt | 02/01/2010 at 07:39 PM
Says the zombie who works 3rd shift, right?
Posted by: The Wife | 02/01/2010 at 08:57 PM
Heh heh, yes.
Posted by: Matt | 02/02/2010 at 12:59 PM