Alka Seltzer to the rescue

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01/25/2010

Alka Seltzer to the rescue

"Her heart had plummeted at the first touch of his hand on her hip, and now it beat crazily in her stomach."

Forever and a Day -- Mary McBride

Posted at 10:27 PM in Bowel Movements, Dislocated Members, Dr. Feelgood, Drugs, Food and Drink, Interior Design, Science, Sexual | Permalink

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Well, she must be a Vulcan then. Their hearts are in the area of our stomachs. I wonder if she's going through the Paum F'ar (sp?)? If so, he's in trouble!

Posted by: Deanatroi | 01/26/2010 at 12:14 AM

Only a trekkie nerd would think of that. :-P

Posted by: The Wife | 01/26/2010 at 12:45 AM

I was gonna suggest that she needs to take some time for herself on the toilet and make a BM. Perhaps it's just gas pains though.

Posted by: jtlitch | 01/26/2010 at 10:24 AM

Indigestion, never mistake it for love.

Posted by: Matt | 01/26/2010 at 11:58 AM

I've never mistaken indigestion for love, but I have had some heartburn lust.

Posted by: The Wife | 01/26/2010 at 05:27 PM

So Wife - what did UW think of my comment? LOL And with a nick of Deannatroi, what else would first come to my mind?

Posted by: Deanatroi | 01/26/2010 at 05:46 PM

He smacked his forehead. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I can't tell you.

Posted by: The Wife | 01/26/2010 at 08:30 PM

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