While milking a man watch out for the pink dolphins in your mind

"His body wept within her, her shuddering passage milking his seed, while orchids burst like fireworks and pink dolphins leaped through the sparkling cloud that had once been her mind."

Is it good that her mind was a sparkling cloud before his seed induced onslaught of dolphin madness?

His Wicked Kiss -- Gaelen Foley

 

Comments

[Madman]

Translation: He came after fucking her stupid.

[The Wife]

Hey, wait, that's almost as bad -- did he fuck her until HE was stupid, until SHE was stupid, or did he just fuck her in a stupid manner?

[Madman]

She became stupid...after all she's the one whose mind turned into something from a bad acid trip, while her body responded similarly to a standard milking machine used on dairy farms.

He just came...although I would hope for something a little more forceful than weeping. He might want to get that checked out.

[The Wife]

Yeah, weeping is sort of like oozing. Although I'll give Uncle Walter a quote about a "weeping opening", which was from an all-around bad book, not just a book that was okay but had bad lines in it (like this one).

Would think the guy would like the milking machine more than the woman would.

[Madman]

After having grown up next to a dairy farm, I can think of little I would enjoy less...those machines don't stop for anything and it isn't a gentle or even energetic motion. More like a severe vacuum...not my idea of a good time.

[The Wife]

Having actually BEEN milked, I can tell you it's not that bad -- it depends on the type of machine. :)

Oh, and some men pay quite a bit of money for that "vacuum" sensation.

[Gissel]

I've just read this one to my mom. She can't believe it belongs to a real, published novel! I can't, either.

[The Wife]

Gissel,

It does - I've read the book, and marked the page at that time. Would you like a page number and full context quote?