"Her arms slid around him and held him tight before she relaxed back against the slope and he opened her bodice and unlaced her shift to feast on those soft breasts of hers. He imagined a child suckling them."
Breastfeeding is somehow romantic??? My wife nursed for years, and honestly milk squirting during a romantic interlude is not a motivational event.
Knight's Treasure -- Amanda Scott
Trust me, it sure as shit ain't sexual for the mom, either.
Posted by: The Wife | 07/17/2009 at 10:22 AM
Translation: Once again, WTF? Really? I was with you until the child suckling bit.
Although now that I think about it, I can't imagine feasting on breasts would be all that pleasant for the woman as well...something about cannibalism and all that.
Posted by: Madman | 07/17/2009 at 10:36 AM
Madman -- on that we must disagree. Nibbling, biting, even a good bit of gnawing, can feel quite pleasant under the right circumstances. :D
Posted by: The Wife | 07/17/2009 at 11:43 AM
Nibbling, biting, even a good bit of gnawing is significantly different from feasting.
Feasting implies a volume of activity that goes beyond the capacity of mere breasts to sustain.
Posted by: Madman | 07/17/2009 at 11:57 AM
Sorry, Madman, but by nearly every definition of the word, "feasting" applies -- even in the "meal" sense if we're talking breastfeeding:
"to have or partake of a feast; eat sumptuously"
"to dwell with gratification or delight, as on a picture or view."
"feast one's eyes, to gaze with great joy, admiration, or relish"
"a sumptuous entertainment"
"something highly agreeable"
Ask Uncle Walter -- if you can get him to stop blushing long enough, I'm fairly certain he'd acknowledge that he can, quite easily, feast on my breasts. And they're quite abundant a feast, too. :)
Posted by: The Wife | 07/17/2009 at 02:29 PM