"Was it time to open her legs yet?"
Dark Champion -- Jo Beverley
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Well if you have to ask...
Dying to know what the context of this one was :P
Posted by: Laura | 07/27/2009 at 11:20 PM
The context is *exactly* what you think it is. It is, in fact, from a sex scene. This is (shhh, don't tell) one of the books I've not read yet, only skimmed, but that was the scene it was in, and I read enough of the background to know that.
Posted by: The Wife | 07/27/2009 at 11:38 PM
Not knowing if it's time to open your legs WHILE HAVING SEX = TSTL.
Making a mental note right now to not read anything by this author.
Posted by: Laura | 07/27/2009 at 11:52 PM
It sure is (and for those of you who don't know, TSTL = Too Stupid To Live).
Remember that review I wrote where the author went on (and on and on and on) about the character's name? Said it probably 60 times in the book in a very formal and stupid way? That's this author. She's not horrible, but she's pretty damned bad.
Posted by: The Wife | 07/28/2009 at 02:02 AM
Translation: I've never done this before...what do I do again? And when should I do it?
Pretty easy...no real flowery language, just seems like a question of the inexperienced.
Posted by: Madman | 07/28/2009 at 10:13 AM
Anyone THAT incapable of deducing the most basic tasks is TSTL and should NOT take a chance on reproducing.
Posted by: The Wife | 07/28/2009 at 11:25 AM
Unless the next line would be something like: Or should I just bend over the bed and get railed Doggie Style.
Posted by: jtlitch | 07/28/2009 at 12:22 PM
Sadly, that wasn't the case. So, again, I say TSTL.
Posted by: The Wife | 07/28/2009 at 01:31 PM
Not until the purdue oven stuffer timer pops up sweetie.
Posted by: Matt | 07/28/2009 at 01:53 PM
"Was it time to open her legs yet?"
Not until the Purdue Oven Stuffer timer pops up, sweetie.
Posted by: Matt | 07/28/2009 at 01:55 PM
Matt,
Kind of you to join us! Feel free to join in anytime. I like your response. :)
Posted by: The Wife | 07/28/2009 at 08:11 PM