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07/27/2009

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Well if you have to ask...

Dying to know what the context of this one was :P

The context is *exactly* what you think it is. It is, in fact, from a sex scene. This is (shhh, don't tell) one of the books I've not read yet, only skimmed, but that was the scene it was in, and I read enough of the background to know that.

Not knowing if it's time to open your legs WHILE HAVING SEX = TSTL.

Making a mental note right now to not read anything by this author.

It sure is (and for those of you who don't know, TSTL = Too Stupid To Live).

Remember that review I wrote where the author went on (and on and on and on) about the character's name? Said it probably 60 times in the book in a very formal and stupid way? That's this author. She's not horrible, but she's pretty damned bad.

Translation: I've never done this before...what do I do again? And when should I do it?


Pretty easy...no real flowery language, just seems like a question of the inexperienced.

Anyone THAT incapable of deducing the most basic tasks is TSTL and should NOT take a chance on reproducing.

Unless the next line would be something like: Or should I just bend over the bed and get railed Doggie Style.

Sadly, that wasn't the case. So, again, I say TSTL.

Not until the purdue oven stuffer timer pops up sweetie.

"Was it time to open her legs yet?"

Not until the Purdue Oven Stuffer timer pops up, sweetie.

Matt,

Kind of you to join us! Feel free to join in anytime. I like your response. :)

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