"Oh, there was something electric about this man. Just being in his presence made my loins quiver with enthusiasm, not just for campaign finance reform but for the man who could possess such beautiful toes.
'Sir,' I said. 'You've got to help me.'
Bernie turned away from the ice machine. 'Do you have student loans?'"
Feeling the Bernie: The Hot Confessions of a Hillary Volunteer -- A.A. Andrews