Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

Le L'aine du Cirque

"Her hormones were flipping like acrobats in the far recesses of her groin."

A Touch of Silk -- Lori Wilde

Fortunately she had a twat the size of Alaska to accommodate him.

"If it hadn't been for the backlit flames in his eyes or the uneven breathing, she probably would have been ticked, but Mr. I Feel Nothing had a hard-on bigger than Texas."

Just Let Go -- Kathleen O'Reilly

He had just the humanoid-vegetative-phallus she was looking for.

"Her blood was on fire, her breasts tingling with anticipation, her belly taut with lust, her woman's center aching to be filled with her lover's manroot."

 A Woman of Passion -- Virginia Henley

This is the gulag Vagra Pussthe. There is no stockade, no guard tower. Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming.

"He locked eyes with her, and felt an almost electric jolt of desire that sent his cock twitching inside its fleshy prison."

The Aliens -- Scott Allen (Sizzling Stories of Sci-Fi Sex)

Thank God he took out all his intestinal tinder before they began!

"Each time Matt thrust into him, Vic felt as if his lover's thick cock struck sparks off his tender prostate."

Parking Lot Hero -- J.M. Snyder

P.S. Link is not for this title, but another book by this author.

If they have to tell you it's in? Then it's not in.

 "It was fantastic. Mind-blowing. You're a great lover, Ryan. Your cock is so big and hard. You got me so fucking wet just now. It almost felt like you were really fucking me."

Sex Stalker -- Darren G. Burton

Over two hundred reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go Black, you go deaf."

"He filled her like no man ever had."

Bound for the Holidays: Ties That Bind, book 1 -- Mackenzie McKade

We gonna make some cooch chili or what?

"Her female places went molten—she swore there was lava down there."

Double Trouble -- Allyson James

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"Each rocking motion of the boat conspired to drive him deeper into her tight moist cunt until he felt it. A barrier."

In His Own Defense -- Ann Jacobs

She'd even shaved "Welcome" into her pubic hair

"Her legs wrapped around his trim hips, opening her pussy to invite him inside."

Northern Exposure -- Jayne Rylon, Mari Carr