Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

She returned ten Power Gems to Spirit Island and equipped the Fairy of Power -- Orally.

"As soft as pillows, her lips crushed under his, remolding to the contours of his mouth, and the dark heat of her tongue pressed between her lips like a tiny blazing sword."

Cold Case, Hot Bodies -- Jule McBride

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"It jiggled her heart, lifting it, making it pump faster."

Craving Jamie -- Emma Darcy

Some guys will say anything to get into your pants.

"'Drake,' she said with a sob, 'we mustn't.'
His breathing was uneven as he rasped in her ear, 'Yes, we must. If we don't, I'm going to explode.'"

Eloquent Silence -- Sandra Brown

I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!

"When he slipped her nightgown from her, dropping it over the side of the bed, he was conscious of a sense of wonder, of awe, that all he saw was now his -- not conquered but given -- a prize beyond price."

The Reasons for Marriage -- Stephanie Laurens (Rules of Engagement)

He was a Twatter Squater

"This time he intended to sheath the iron heat of his sex as deep inside her as he could. And stay there."

Unforgettable -- Meryl Sawyer

And, true to form, she soon wound up with a concussion and blinded in one eye

"Her heart beat a mad clacker inside her chest, excited and ready."

Highland Muse -- Sky Purington

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"Her breasts spilled out,  and he pinned her against the ground, introducing her skin to his."

A Sister's Quest -- Jo Ann Ferguson

It was a short, pointless, smelly game of hide-in-plain-sight-and-go-seek.

"He found pleasure, hot and molten at her breasts, sweet and pungent along her rib cage, her narrow waist."

Christmas Male -- Cara Summers

A slimy, befanged alien erupted out of him. It attached to her and did something unseemly with an ovipositor.

"Olivia had never known desire until she met Stephen, and now it was an urgent, writhing thing inside her, hammering fo release." 

Mesmerized -- Candace Camp

(Are you playing Kingdom of Loathing? You're not? Why not? What's wrong with you??? Seriously. Go play it. Now. And be sure to say "hi" to Uncle Walter!)

Oh, God, it was like stepping on Legos!

"He groaned through the kiss and thrust hard and deep, and an explosion of sensation rocked her. Shattered her, shards of pleasure so sharp they glittered flying down every nerve, every vein."

The Elusive Bride -- Stephanie Laurens