"It was approximately the size of a kid's baseball bat with thick veins wrapping around it like vines up a tree trunk.
'Fuck me, I'm not drunk enough for this. You didn't happen to bring poppers, did you?' Dylan asked.
'Sure,' Heath responded. 'In the first aid kit between the X and Boy Butter.'
'Sarcasm isn't helping. I'm going to need something.'
Ambushed in the Bush -- Amelia Cavendish