Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes

It was just after "ghost" and just before "goofy goober"

"I have never seen one before, but the word 'goblin' popped into my mind as if I had a supernatural dictionary printed on the inside of my eyeballs."

Club Dead -- Charlaine Harris

Okay, Thumper in the room while we do this? Super awkward.

"She raised her hips, rotated them, swallowed his groan with a kiss, and milked his sex so he rushed toward his climax, her wallowing in the power of his final orgasmic thrust.
Whomp! The muffled sound filled the room, bouncing around them with a slow, lowering echo: Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp... whomp."

Bedeviled Angel -- Annette Blair

Bonjour! ¡Hola! Yειά σου! привет! 你好! שלום!

"Her breasts spilled out,  and he pinned her against the ground, introducing her skin to his."

A Sister's Quest -- Jo Ann Ferguson

Then he played the fiddle and blamed it on the Christians.

"The Roman's lips found hers. He probed at the soft barrier of her mouth, teasing her lips to part. When they finally did and his tongue met hers, fire exploded within Rhianna, vibrating through her in splintering bursts until it reached the core of her womanhood. The pure, carnal intimacy of his mouth, of his naked body pressed so hotly, so possessively against hers, banished the lingering mists of Rhianna's fears."

Enchant the Heavens -- Kathleen Morgan

How the hell tall was this volcano??? Luckily they regained consciousness at around 15,000 feet. SCIENCE!

"Their bodies shook and grew wet with sweat, and still they climbed the volcano's peak.
Both were lost now in a cataclysmic explosion that ripped their senses and left them drifting in a star-studded blackness, clinging to each other as the only solid form in the void."

Passion's Raging Storm -- Sylvie F. Sommerfield

Edward Liphands and the Reanimated Woman

"The touch of his hands on her naked breasts made her nipples tight and achy. But when he replaced his hands with his lips, she gritted her teeth against a pleasure so powerful it gave her body a life of its own."

Runabout -- Pamela Morsi

Suck Face, Galactus!

"On a little moan of desperation she surrendered herself, denying him nothing, offering him everything in a kiss that blotted out time, space, conscience...
What she couldn't say in words, she said with her lips, her hands. She was starving for him and would gorge herself on his mouth for as long as he allowed this mindless ecstasy to continue."

Second-Best Wife -- Rebecca Winters

"Energy and persistence conquer all things" -Benjamin Franklin

"Soon, although she would have sworn it wasn't possible after the pinnacles he'd taken her to before, Caroline was slamming herself against Guthrie, puffing like a steam engine as she strained toward release."

Caroline and the Raider -- Linda Lael Miller

Sexytimes with Sauron!

"His powerful body loomed like a craggy mountain, luring her to the summit."

The Lily and the Leopard -- Susan Wiggs

We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes. ~ Winston Churchill

"Dominant, powerful. So sexy it sent a rush of clenching sensation to attack her womb."

Midnight Sins -- Lora Leigh