Sextories -- Charles Miron
Rules: Come up with a caption. Something relatively short and pithy. It has to make both Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh. If only one makes us laugh, that one wins. If two or more make us laugh, we'll flip a coin or roll a twenty-sided die or something. Point is, if you caption this baby, we'll send you some books! That's right, we'll mail you a couple romance novels from our insanely large collection. Continental United States only, sorry, as overseas and international shipping are PsITAs. Deadline is August 31, 2013! You can enter by leaving a comment, sending us an email, or contacting us via tumblr or our Facebook pages.