"'Do you have some newspapers or something?' I asked.
Allie looked puzzled.
'For the mummies. Oh, they're housebroken -- at least I think they are -- but little bits and pieces of them tend to break off and it's less messy if they stay on a newspaper.'
She blinked a couple of times, but pointed to a neat stack of papers.
Hasi, they are not puppies, Adrian said as I spread out several sheets.
Of course they're not puppies. I never said they were puppies. Puppies are cute and adorable and have big eyes. My mummies are only cute and have no eyes."
Sex, Lies, and Vampires -- Katie MacAlister