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Soon she felt his rod of chalcedony in her velvet pipe, reaming it clean as his round iron like testicles slammed against her backside like a battering ram seige engine!

At least they won't make a sound like raw chicken skin slapping at her cheeks...

When iron testicles meet buns of steel? Clang clang clang?

What would the sound be?
That door banging sound from Aerosmith's "Living on the edge"?

What would the title of their sex tape be?
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer?

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