We finally have a quote that we believe is worthy of being made into a Caption Contest! (Drum Roll, Please!)
"Her butt wiggled against the hardest erection he'd ever experienced, an erection so big King Kong could have climbed it holding Fay Wray in his palm. Aaron could almost see an atomic blue glow coming from his balls, and it was a miracle the damned crystal flute didn't crack in his grip."
It's your turn, dear readers! Where will you go with it? Will you be clean, dirty, or somewhere in between? Will you be able to make Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud, groan, or smack their respective foreheads? We're sure you can do it! And if you do? You win some cool Uncle Walter stuff! And if you don't want some Uncle Walter stuff, there's something seriously wrong with you. So post your ideas in the comments section, email them to us, or make a post in our forum. Enter as many times as you want. Remember that quote captions are usually just a single header. But, if you happen to think of something awesomely cool? We're up for some variation. Throw in a link if you're worried that we won't get a reference. So flex those brain muscles of yours and blow us -- I mean, blow us away!