"And still he kept tunneling into her, steady and deep until she
swore she could feel him at her tonsils."
Reader submission by J. Daire
Uncle Walter is not responsible for the accuracy of
reader submissions. In other words, if it's wrong, it ain't his fault!
That is awful.
Posted by: Laura | 03/09/2010 at 11:30 PM
Reminds me of "Deep Throat" in a way.
Posted by: Deanatroi | 03/10/2010 at 12:24 AM
Wait, he's some kind of horny moleman?
Posted by: Matt | 03/10/2010 at 09:59 AM
Lame, lame, lame description of a sex scene.
Posted by: Gissel | 03/10/2010 at 10:01 AM
LOL Matt. All I think of with "Moleman" is The Simpsons, and that is one REALLY bad visual.
There were two other quotes from the same book, but this one was the best (worst?).
Posted by: The Wife | 03/10/2010 at 11:52 AM
I got this bizarre image in my head dealing with molemen.
Little red riding hood is walking through the woods and a mole with the head of Tom Cruz pops out of the ground.
He wiggles his paws at her and says in a squeaky voice, "Who's your daddy?"
She goes to back up, but there are more Tom Cruz moes bck there, and they al;l start giving her a chorus of "Who's your daddy?"
I apologize if this breaks any minds reading it.
Posted by: Matt | 03/11/2010 at 10:08 AM
See, I can totally live with that visual. Better than moleman having sex.
Posted by: The Wife | 03/11/2010 at 08:43 PM
Ah yes, but afterwards, Little Red was in trouble.
Multiple MoleCruz Molestation.
Posted by: Matt | 03/12/2010 at 02:49 PM
Ah, but she got off.
Posted by: The Wife | 03/13/2010 at 08:01 AM