Hey Julie, look what you're doing to Wayne

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03/02/2010

"Her touch aroused him and his cock stood up like a ramrod. Suddenly, he arched his back and ejaculated like a fountain."

Infamous -- Virginia Henley

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If it stood up he'd squirt his "ejaculate" in his eyes!

Makes me picture those fountains of little cupids with the water squirting out the penis, which then brings to mind a scene from one of the Austin Powers movies where Austin stood behind the statue and peed for the fountain.

Posted by: Deanatroi | 03/02/2010 at 09:09 PM

"Her touch aroused him and his cock stood up like a ramrod."

The necromancer laughed at the ease of her skills.

"Suddenly, he arched his back and ejaculated like a fountain."

So successful was her experiment that she didn't NEED to use the electrodes applied to the prostate to harvest her glorious treasure.She scooped her gooey goal into the vials and went about her merry way of creating the ultimate army that would do her bidding.
Yes, THEN she'd have her revenge on Sally Persophon fom sixth grade, THEN everyone would see that breasts don't equal brains or ability!
She half-consciously cradled her A cups in ashamed rememberance.
How during a soccer match Sally had simply turned and knocked her airborne with her chest.
And how everyone laughed at that jiggling terror that flattened men and women alike!
She seethed, calmed, and began the second phase of her plan.

Posted by: Matt | 03/03/2010 at 10:38 AM

love it. Bravo.

Posted by: The Wife | 03/03/2010 at 02:10 PM

LOL, thanks.

Posted by: Matt | 03/04/2010 at 10:54 AM

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