"He took her hard, and she wanted it even harder."
Reader submission by Ima Reader
Uncle Walter is not responsible for the accuracy of reader submissions. In other words, if it's wrong, it ain't his fault!
Sorry for the delay in crediting this quote -- we've spent the last 3 days without power due to the huge storm on the east coast, and our "normal" procedures have been thrown out of whack.
*In California Valspeak*
"Like, sex is like, hard and everything. Like, you know, like you gotta, ummm, do it. And like, everything is, you know, like, umm.."
It's only one plus one, gimme a break.
It's not differential calculus or Trig..
Posted by: Matt | 02/09/2010 at 09:07 AM
I never had to take trig, thank god. Got a C in calculus.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/09/2010 at 09:40 AM
Imagine if you had to use calculus in the bedroom.
Posted by: Matt | 02/09/2010 at 05:12 PM
Well, I admit that sometimes geometry comes into play. Positioning and all. Especially when you increase the number of people involved.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/10/2010 at 04:49 AM
That's when leverage devices, pulleys, and ropes come into play.
Maybe some ramps as well.
Posted by: Matt | 02/10/2010 at 10:06 AM
Honestly? All that stuff just gets in the way. Two Queen size, or two king size (or in an *absolute pinch* two doubles) are better. Less room for injury.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/10/2010 at 01:27 PM
Swings, pendulums, sounds like fun to me.
Posted by: Matt | 02/12/2010 at 08:47 PM
Those are better for 1-on-1 or 2-on-1. We have several of those... accoutrements.
Posted by: The Wife | 02/12/2010 at 09:42 PM