But the "NPH" brand would forever remain

02/14/2010

"The ache became a raw pain, and Amanda was thoroughly relieved when he finally withdrew, taking the burning lance with him."

Wild is the Night -- Colleen Quinn

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"Burning lance", huh? OUCH.

Posted by: Gissel | 02/14/2010 at 11:46 PM

We almost used the whole scene, but it wasn't funny so much as disturbing.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/15/2010 at 08:26 AM

Well, I read a sex scene in a book about Countess Bathory where the penis of her husband was described as a "pig's fat muzzle". It's a disturbing scene too, but well, the book is not a romance (there's nothing romantic about Countess Bathory).

Posted by: Gissel | 02/15/2010 at 12:29 PM

"I'm a gonna brand ya good there'n lady!"

Posted by: Matt | 02/15/2010 at 05:52 PM

G, I was about to say! That doesn't sound pleasant at all!

Matt, c'mon, tell me YOU get the reference!

Posted by: The Wife | 02/15/2010 at 07:48 PM

You know, on discovery channel (I think it was) last night, they had a story about a woman who was allergic to her husband's semen! The description here about the burning was what she described. Maybe there's an allergy going on? LOL

Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/16/2010 at 12:32 AM

Good theory! Except they DID have sex again and it wasn't horrible, so maybe not. But it's definitely a thought.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/16/2010 at 07:54 AM

Sorry, I can't get past the image of branding cattle or horses.

Posted by: Matt | 02/16/2010 at 11:21 AM

But preperation H wouldn't fix THAT.

Posted by: Matt | 02/16/2010 at 11:22 AM

I'll give you one hint: Neil Patrick Harris.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/16/2010 at 09:48 PM

I don't get it. But then again I don't get much that you guys talk about.

Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/17/2010 at 12:44 AM

I'm still seeing that she's squirming from the burning, twitching from the itching..

Posted by: Matt | 02/17/2010 at 09:33 AM

*sigh* I'll give you ONE MORE hint. It WASN'T from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/17/2010 at 11:17 AM

Brain bug bite.

Posted by: Matt | 02/18/2010 at 05:16 PM

No. I said it wasn't from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I DIDN'T say that it wasn't HArold and Kumar.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/18/2010 at 10:09 PM

Didn't see that movie.
*sigh*
Been busy writing horrible prose and drawing demented things these past fifteen years.

Posted by: Matt | 02/23/2010 at 11:51 AM

I'm somewhat disappointed. But.. don't bother watching the 2nd. It was terrible. The first was funny, though. Although it just makes me want whitecastle even more than I usually do.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/23/2010 at 02:19 PM

*sigh*
Whitecastle, another thing that isn't anywhere near my area.
New York sucks, and not in a pleasant way!

Posted by: Matt | 02/24/2010 at 05:18 PM

Too bad it doesn't blow.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/25/2010 at 08:19 AM

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