The bananas in his ears were very reassuring

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01/27/2010

"Desire raced through her body and her fingers clenched at the thought of touching him. Suddenly, crocodiles didn't seem like such a big deal."

The Mighty Quinns -- Kate Hoffmann

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"Desire raced through her body"

And got a speeding ticket.

"and her fingers clenched"

Around the ticket.

"at the thought"

Of how much it was gonna cost her.

"of touching him."

Personal space violation, yellow flag on the play.
Penalty five pieces of clothing.

"Suddenly, crocodiles didn't seem like such a big deal."

Completely random crocodile out of nowhere!

Posted by: Matt | 01/28/2010 at 09:33 AM

Completely Random Crocodiles would be an AWESOME name for a band.

Posted by: The Wife | 01/28/2010 at 07:55 PM

Were they making love in a river full of crocodiles? Doesn't sound very safe...

Posted by: Gissel | 01/28/2010 at 09:37 PM

G, You don't read enough romance novels to realize that, when the mood hits, they'll have sex ANYWHERE. Because they're so impassioned that they can't control temselves.

Posted by: The Wife | 01/29/2010 at 06:20 AM

Copmpletely Random Crocodiles and their smash hit "Death Roll of Love".

Posted by: Matt | 01/29/2010 at 11:50 AM

No, I don't read enough romance novels. My mind is full of documentaries about nature, and there it's very, VERY unsafe to make love in a pool full of crocodiles :-)

Posted by: Gissel | 02/04/2010 at 11:36 PM

One would think. But they're unable to control themselves -- they have sex anywhere and anytime, whenever the mood strikes. Sexual desire is completely uncontrolable.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/05/2010 at 11:43 AM

Well, if they keep making love in dangerous places, they'll soon become good candidates for a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Gissel | 02/05/2010 at 12:36 PM

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