Leaving the water running all night did NOT make things icy and pretty in quite the way he'd hoped

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12/08/2009

Leaving the water running all night did NOT make things icy and pretty in quite the way he'd hoped

'His hose was open; his manhood hung thick, flaccid, wet."

The Conqueror -- Brenda Joyce

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That's just way to weird to make anything out of. Was there a fire, and he helped put it out with his man hose? Rhetorical question. No need to answer.

Posted by: Deannatroi | 12/09/2009 at 11:33 AM

Benny Hill did a skit about fire hoses and fires...

Posted by: Matt | 12/09/2009 at 04:41 PM

This book was HORRIBLE. I mean, truly terrible. Oh, and it has Fabio on the cover (the original -- this cover is a reprint). We'll be doing it soon enough.

Posted by: La Femme | 12/09/2009 at 11:27 PM

Another Fabio cover? I'm running out of Youtube links.

Posted by: Olivia | 12/10/2009 at 12:51 AM

No need for links. :) Fabio sells himself, and we have tons of them. I went to the used book store and looked up a list of Fabio's covers while I was there. And then I shopped for his books! Gotta fill that Fabio catagory *somehow*.

Posted by: La Femme | 12/10/2009 at 06:26 AM

I feel sorry for other men names Fabio. I really hope none of them are models. If my name was Fabio, I would change it.

Posted by: Olivia | 12/11/2009 at 01:31 AM

Somehow I doubt that there have been that many Fabios named in the last 20 years. It's probably along the same lines as "Adolph" nowadays, only not quite so evil.

Posted by: La Femme | 12/11/2009 at 09:34 PM

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