I don't mind Chinese finger traps or some WWE-style chair bashing, either

"'If you think toe crushing is in order, I won't interfere,' he assured her, the dark eyes lightly mocking."

Dark Heritage -- Emma Darcy

Comments

[Deanatroi]

I would interfere if they were MY toes!

Don't even want to know whose toes she wants to crush. Depending on what happened, I would go for crushing somethings about midway up the body.

[Matt]

Industrial rubber bands on the nads, gets information quickly.
Alot quicker than crushing toes.
Unless you're using an arc welder in spots where arc welders weren't ever meant to go along with the toe crushing.
Then you might get the subject to sing like a canary.
Just be sure to give him a cracker later to make up for it.

[La Femme]

Well, she's working her way up to squish videos.

Who's trying to get them to sing? Just do it for fun!

[Matt]

Well, think of it as that scene from "Phantom of the Opera" where Phantom is saying "Sing, my ANGEL!"

[Matt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7q2vvFs_50
Or you could just force people to watch the above video after one too many.

[La Femme]

Don't make disparaging comments about The Phantom of the Opera. I love Erik. And I have a Phantom of the Opera tattoo. No picking on the Phantom.

[Matt]

But.. Phantom was such an inspiration for me when it came to getting info out of people.
Of course, The Little Mermaid was also useful.
It just depended upon the personality of the person being queried.

[La Femme]

Just don't even go there, dude. Would not make me a happy camper. :-P

[Matt]

How about how Lewis Carrol's "Jabberwocky" is good for keeping children well behaved?

[Deanatroi]

WHAT??? $103.60 is the BEST price for this book? They have GOT to be kidding! What is it printed in? Gold?

[La Femme]

We have another one that's worth $22 (also an Emma Darcy). Almost makes us want to sell them. They're worth so much because they're extremely hard to find and few of them are available for sale.