"He ignored the arrow of heat knifing into his groin."
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10/23/2009
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"He ignored the arrow of heat knifing into his groin."
MAPP gas cylinders getting lit next to one's member is not something you forget or ignore.
Posted by: Matt | 10/24/2009 at 12:09 PM
Knifing pain seems something you're likely to remember anyway.
Posted by: La Femme | 10/24/2009 at 10:44 PM
He got Bobbited.
Posted by: Matt | 10/25/2009 at 09:47 AM
Again, something I would imagine that you're likely to remember.
Posted by: La Femme | 10/26/2009 at 12:26 PM
Or would hope you forgot.
(Like the eldest of the three of us peeing on an electric fence.. he wishes he could forget that.)
Posted by: Matt | 10/26/2009 at 03:11 PM
Hell I don't know of ANY guy that would ignore that pain in his groin!
And Matt, not having outdoor plumbing, do you get electricuted just from the stream?
Posted by: Deanatroi | 10/27/2009 at 05:54 PM
He peed on an electric fence while we were out hiking.
(We kinda annoyed the local farmer.. often.)
Well, the current runs up the urine stream and directly into the male glans...
It hurts for a man to stop peeing, and for him it hurt to keep going.
He was so screwed.
And I still laugh at him for it.
Posted by: Matt | 10/27/2009 at 07:08 PM
According to Mythbusters, if you pee on an electric fence, you will (eventually) get a small shock. Not enough to electrocute you, and definitely not enough to lock your muscles up and prevent you from peeing in a different direction. Try it sometime. I bet he was fooling you -- at least a little.
Posted by: La Femme | 10/27/2009 at 07:54 PM
But then again, has enough research been done on the man's appendages to know for sure? I'd make him prove it, Matt! LOL
Posted by: Deanatroi | 10/28/2009 at 01:15 PM
Well, Adam (from Mythbusters) actually tried it. I suppose it's theoretically possible that it depends on the person peeing.
Posted by: La Femme | 10/28/2009 at 09:20 PM
I'd still make him prove it! And secretly tape it! ROFL Too bad it wouldn't get on AFV!
Posted by: Deanatroi | 10/29/2009 at 09:27 PM
Adam got zapped, and he said "Enough!"
Yeah, it does depend on the person.
There is video on Youtube of guys peeing on gate controllers and the like, getting zapped, and falling over.
Quite hysterical.
Posted by: Matt | 11/01/2009 at 09:29 AM
How drunk were they? Men just can't handle the tiniest hint of something uncomfortable. Except for Uncle Walter, of course, who somehow manages to live through a freight elevator crushing his finger without making too much of a fuss.
Posted by: La Femme | 11/01/2009 at 01:24 PM
Well, a freight elevator would feel quite pleased if you let it know that it caused discomfort.
He did go back and beat the tar out of it later, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuT79I_IoJA
Posted by: Matt | 11/02/2009 at 09:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=359WqLwzEYo
Watch the slow mo section.
Posted by: Matt | 11/02/2009 at 09:52 AM
I don't trust things I see on youtube. *Especially* not by people named "pickles" and such. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLSuU50Xg1g
Posted by: La Femme | 11/02/2009 at 04:57 PM
LOL, well, I couldn't get into the one video because I wasn't signed into Youtube..
Posted by: Matt | 11/02/2009 at 06:33 PM
It was the one from my blog.
Posted by: La Femme | 11/02/2009 at 09:38 PM
That one let me in.
The one video of the guy whizzing on the fence said I had to be signed in.
And yes, it does look like Thing is.. wanking.
Posted by: Matt | 11/03/2009 at 11:44 AM